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Funny Bottle Openers!

It’s Friday night, and you’re throwing a party that will go down in history!  Everything is set.  Your closest friends are present, and the people you’re trying to impress have just walked in the door.  The music playlist has all of the newest hits, and the strobe lights have set the mood.  Last but not least, the drinks are cold and ready for consumption, but there’s one problem.  How are you going to open them?  Click here to find out!

They look good enough to wear!

Our Funny Bottle Openers will break the ice at your next event!  Take a look at the Switchblade Bottle.  You won’t find a cooler way to open up your bottle.  It’s stylish, rebellious, and convenient.  Plus it’s better than using your teeth or messing up the edges of your tables.  Just make sure you don’t pull this bad boy out in the wrong place.  For a more tame approach, give this one a try!  We have a high heel bottle opener and a high heel wine bottle holder.  A little bit of variety never hurt anyone.  Create an exciting night with these drinking gifts!

The aforementioned suggestions are great, but if you want a more convenient alternative, click here.  A bottle opener ring takes the least amount of effort.  Simply, slip it on to your finger and pop the top of any beer bottle.  There are various designs that should strike your fancy.  We have a skull design, clover theme, bling motif, and more.  Impress all of your bar mates, friends, and guests with this novelty drinking gift.  Get to your drink quicker than ever with a bottle opener ring!

Add a little bit of humor to the small details.  A bottle opener is always convenient!

Crack up with our Funny Shot Glasses!

When thrill seekers go out for a night on the town, they’re looking for one thing and one thing only: a good time.  Different people might find that in different forms, but that’s the general mission.  As for the party scene, alcohol seems to be the main catalyst of fun.  A good brew can kick off a good night, but there are ways to enhance the fun.  Click here and find an easy way to break the ice!

WARNING!!

Start the festivities off with an explosive gift!  The Toxic Waste Shot Glass Set looks like it came straight out of a plutonium factory.  It sports all of the usual warning signs and has a big enough capacity for a solid shot.  Your drinking buddies will definitely love these bad boys, but that’s just the tip of the iceberg.  The Gun Shot Glass Set is another daring set built for rebels.  Every shot taken from this mug will count.  Share a laugh or two with your friends by using these novelty shot glasses!

If you want to take a stroll on the lighter side, check out our Prescription Shot Glasses!  Take the recommended dosage and you’re sure to have a blast.  Doctors are finally prescribing a hard drink for your aches and pains.  Take advantage of it before it’s too late!  If you want to take it a step further, try our Nutrition Shot Glasses.  The ingredients, serving directions, and much more are emblazoned on the glasses.  Spice up the night with these awesome drinking gifts!

Before you and your friends head out for a night on the town, let the good times roll by using our Novelty Shot Glasses!

Political Gifts for President’s Day!

President’s Day is a couple days away!  It’s a monumental day for the United States as a whole.  The nation will celebrate the prominent men that have helped mold this country.  Also known as Washington’s Birthday, the day was originally meant to commemorate the first president but now it has taken on a broader spectrum to honor all of the great presidents.  Everyone celebrates in his or her own way, but it’s always nice to have options.  Click here and take a look at some of our funny political gifts!

Happy President’s Day!

Both Republicans and Democrats can enjoy a good laugh or two with our funny political gifts!  We have toilet paper for different political parties so competitors can give each other a taste of their own medicine.  There are also different mugs pertaining to global warming, civil liberties, and the Democratic Party.  Click here to check out our Bush T-Shirts.  George W. Bush Jr. was a memorable president, and these shirts will be just as unforgettable.  The “I Should Have Pulled Out” shirt is priceless.  Have a little bit of fun on President’s Day with these hilarious gifts!

Barack Obama is the headman for another four years!  Check out a couple of hilarious gifts that take jabs at the commander-in-chief!  The Barack Obama Toilet Paper Roll is self-explanatory.  If you’re anti-Obama, then this is the gift for you.  Charmin will have some competition.  Obama supporters can take a look at the Barack Obama Sports Mug.  Enjoy a nice beverage from this amazing mug.  It’s designed with a handful of presidential motifs that should look even more impressive under the backdrop of beer!

Don’t let President’s Day pass by without any excitement!  Pick up a political gift and add a little bit more meaning to your day!

Romantic Games to Spice up Valentine’s Day!

Valentine’s Day is within sight, once again!  What did you get for your partner?  A box of chocolates?  Roses?  A Card?  If you bought any of those items, throw them out (eat the chocolates yourself).  Right away!  Do something different for V-Day.  Go somewhere or do something out of the norm.  Better yet, put a twist on something you normally do.  If you and your partner get intimate often, take a look at this section!

Ressurrect your marriage!

For married folks and couples, a good sex life is important.  Let’s face it, sex is on a man’s mind most of the day.  He can’t get enough of it.  Women like to put a little bit more thought into their fun.  Click here and find ways to add to some creativity to the hokey pokey!  1,000 Sex Games is the perfect gift for young jovial couples still infatuated with each other, or seasoned couples in need of something different.  It has a host of suggestions pertaining to sexual positions, foreplay, and much more.  Valentine’s Day will be something to remember because of this board game!

The real excitement comes from the buildup.  Anticipation can be more enjoyable than the climax at times.  Some dirty talk is helpful.  A little bit of music is always good, but this year you should go all out.  Create a seductive setting that your partner will remember forever.  Leave a trail of rose petals, set up candles, and leave a message.  Once he or she is settled, crank it up a notch!  Click here and finish the job.  Bust out the massage oils and give her the best body rub in town!  How does that sound?  The mood will be set and this will be a V-Day for the history books!

Treat your partner to an unforgettable night with our amazing romantic gifts!

Gifts for Super Bowl Sunday!

Super Bowl XLVII is almost here!  It’s the Sunday of all Sundays, and you have to be prepared.  Hopefully, you have a television or access to one.  That’s the first step.  Internet streams are okay but unreliable so stick to television either at home or at a bar.  A TV and a couch or recliner, and you’re almost there.  The little things go a long way for an event like this!

Are you ready for some football?

The most important item for the night is the remote!  Make sure you know where it’s at at all times because one slip or misstep and the channel can change.  Don’t let the dog bite the remote on 4th and long with 20 seconds on the clock.  Click here  to find a sure solution.  A remote control caddy organizer is your saving grace.  Place the remote in the caddy once the game starts and don’t touch it till the game is over.  There should be no accidental channel changes.  If there is a channel change, someone’s getting tackled.  Another cool gadget for this occasion is the Remote Control Pillow.  Since it’s the size of a living room couch pillow, it will never stray far.  Plus, it’s cool and comfy!  If you get mad and throw your remote at the television, there won’t be too much damage!

Once the game gets rolling everything needs to be in place, and everyone needs to be in the zone!  If you’re having a hard time getting there, take a look here.  There’s an assortment of drinking glasses, flasks, and liquor dispensers.  Any of these items will get the ball rolling in no time.  For an event like this, a good recommendation would be a beer belt.  A beer will always be by your side so you and your comrades can stay charged up for the game!

It is Super Bowl Sunday so don’t forget about your lucky jerseys, team hats, and team trinkets that brought them luck throughout the season.  They’re important, but your viewing environment is too.  Everything you need has to be close by and in place!