Newborns seem to sing only one song on repeat! They cry, cry, and cry all night and all day. That’s where the pacifier comes in. This stopgap can be a lifesaver. A few moments of silence can make parenthood a little more manageable. Click here and take a look at our collection of pacifiers. We offer a selection that offers comedic relief to eliminate some of the stress of raising a child!
Check out our Mustachifiers, and gain a sneak peek at what puberty will do to your child in the future. Quiet the cries with a handlebar or cowboy mustache. Maturity is signified by facial hair. A mustache and beard exudes age, wisdom, and experience. Once your child wears one of our Mustache Pacifiers, the crying will cease and childhood will be a distant memory. Gray hair, tax refunds, and midlife crises will commence. The mustache has mysterious powers!
If you click here, you might fracture a rib from laughing too much! The volume pacifier will put a smile on any parent’s face. Sometimes you just want to turn the volume down on the crying, but can’t. Well now’s your chance! Or you can take a look at the Panic Button Pacifier. Bouts of crying are very spontaneous and panic driven. Keep a panic button close to your child at all times!
If you can’t stop the little one from crying, pick up one of our hilarious pacifiers, and, at least, enjoy a laugh or two!