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Not a morning person?

Really, who is? (Only people with robotic discipline who value sunrises and chirpy birds over things of real value like sleep – that’s who!) Yet by some miracle of God, every morning Monday through Friday, we find ourselves rolling out of bed like lumber tumbling out of a truck. So to make the mornings go down easier, we’ve got some funny gadgets that’ll express how you truly feel in the mornings.

Novelty Toilet Paper

Because sometimes your butt just needs some delightful potty humor. Sure this might be sophomoric, but in the mornings when nothing is funny and everything is awful, small things like toilet paper with Mitt Romney’s face printed on it can be the best part of your morning.

Funny Mugs

Sometimes the only thing sympathetic to that proverbial cross we bear every morning is our favorite coffee mug -dependable and always ready to deliver that life-affirming ultra caffeinated elixir we know as coffee. For those who can’t be bothered before their first cup of coffee, we’ve got some novelty mugs that’ll send the message for you, like this lovely one over here.

Subtle? No. Clear as hell? Definitely. Depending on what you’d like to say we’ve also got an anger management mug, a gun mug, and a toilet mug, among many others, so you’ll never have to speak again in the mornings.

For all you grumpy morning folks, these funny gifts will finally give you something to smile about in the mornings.

Gag Gifts in Honor of April Fools’ Day!

April Fools’ Day is a time of trickery and deceit!  Don’t believe everything you see and hear because a prankster might have their treacherous sights on you.  You have two options to survive this day: keep a careful eye or fight fire with fire.  April Fools’ Day is about pranks and laughs.  If deception and laugh-out-loud humor sound like an enjoyable option, try one of our Gag Gifts!

 

Sustain your sense of humor with a hilarious collection of gifts!  A stray rodent is the last thing anyone wants to see in his or her home.  Find out how high your friend can jump with a Remote Controlled Rat.  Watch as the target of your prank jumps out of their skin at the sight of this toy rat.  Make the joke more believable with a Mouse Trap Cheese Cutter.  The stage will be set for the ultimate April Fools’ prank!

 

Every party is defined by its amenities!  Throw a convenient and hysterical social event with our funny liquor dispensers!  The Old Geezer Liquor Dispenser and the Little Whizzer Liquor Dispenser crosses generations and takes drinking games to a whole new level.  The strong taste of alcohol won’t make a difference once you bust out laughing.  Funny gifts and drinking gifts seem to go hand in hand.  The Loudmouth Talking Can Holder and Beer Belt will be the highlights of your day.  Laugh the night away with these novelty gifts!

 

Sit back and enjoy the fireworks or pay homage to April Fools’ Day with our Gag Gifts!