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Funny Pacifiers to Alleviate the Stress!

Newborns seem to sing only one song on repeat!  They cry, cry, and cry all night and all day.  That’s where the pacifier comes in.  This stopgap can be a lifesaver.  A few moments of silence can make parenthood a little more manageable.  Click here and take a look at our collection of pacifiers.  We offer a selection that offers comedic relief to eliminate some of the stress of raising a child!

Check out our Mustachifiers, and gain a sneak peek at what puberty will do to your child in the future.  Quiet the cries with a handlebar or cowboy mustache.  Maturity is signified by facial hair.  A mustache and beard exudes age, wisdom, and experience.  Once your child wears one of our Mustache Pacifiers, the crying will cease and childhood will be a distant memory.  Gray hair, tax refunds, and midlife crises will commence.  The mustache has mysterious powers!

Where’s the mute button?

If you click here, you might fracture a rib from laughing too much!  The volume pacifier will put a smile on any parent’s face.  Sometimes you just want to turn the volume down on the crying, but can’t.  Well now’s your chance!  Or you can take a look at the Panic Button Pacifier.  Bouts of crying are very spontaneous and panic driven.  Keep a panic button close to your child at all times!

If you can’t stop the little one from crying, pick up one of our hilarious pacifiers, and, at least, enjoy a laugh or two!

Jumbo Drinking Glasses!

Sometimes a regular sized cup just doesn’t do it!  That’s why some people just drink straight out of the carton.  However, when you live with other people, drinking straight out of the carton is not very welcoming.  Germ and colds can be passed easily.  So how do you get more bang for your buck (more gulp from your sip)?  Take a look at this section!

Click here and witness a different interpretation of the “one glass of wine per day” rule!  Instead of bending the rules, stretch it.  These drinking glasses are huge.  With any one of these glasses, you can drink a whole glass of wine with one pour.  One of them is even shaped like a wine bottle.  Go big or go home when it comes to drinking wine.  Even Ellen Degeneres approves of these items!

Chug! Chug! Chug!

Asides from wine, an extra helping of beer or a bigger martini wouldn’t hurt!  Check out a drinking gift that will redefine frat parties.  The Giant Red Cup is 8” tall.  That’s almost as long as a person’s forearm.  Fill it up and take fewer trips to the keg (but more trips to the bathroom).  The line is long anyways.  The Extra Large Champagne Glass should also be another hit.  No New Year’s celebration will be complete without it.  These novelty drinking gifts are practical and hilarious at the same time!

Time is of the essence, and you shouldn’t waste it pouring a drink every second.  Get your fill in one shot!

Wiper Glasses!

Bad weather is a sight for sore eyes!  Flooding rain, and dirty and slushy snow are just a few examples of unsavory weather conditions.  These conditions can turn neighborhoods into ghost towns overlooked by a roof of clouds.  Puddles and slippery concrete will rule the landscape until the sun comes out to clean it up, but you don’t have to put up with that!

 

Rain Rain Go Away

Click here to find a solution to traveling in the rain!  The Wiper Glasses will usher in a new wave in weather wear.  Raincoats come in handy as well as umbrellas, but when it starts coming down there’s no way to stop every raindrop.  These rain goggles will protect your line of sight.  Not one drop will reach your eyes, and the lens will be wiped clean thanks to the wipers.  Clear windows will equal smooth sailings.  If you’re fully prepared, the rain isn’t that bad.  This gadget is both funny and useful!

Check out another pair of rain shades!  This pair is purple and carries blue wipers.  As mentioned before, precipitation is no match for these goggles.  Water balloon fights and water gun fights are also fair game.  Head-shots will never faze you again.  Your sight will not be hindered and you will look cool in the meantime!

Wiper Glasses are useful in more ways than one!  Take them out for a spin and protect your vision in style!

Funny Garden Gnomes!

The backyard, front yard, and garden should have the necessary amenities to transform a house into a home.  Grass, flowers, and grill sets are the usual suspects, but a usual suspect is a boring suspect.  Stand out from your neighbors, and decorate the exterior of your home with a little bit of humor.  Click here and take a look at a funny bunch that deserves airtime!

Garden Gnome on the Throne

Meet Tony Montana’s long lost son!  This bad boy is sure to spice things up in your neighborhood.  The famous quote, “Say hello to my little friend,” comes back in full force.  If the neighbor’s dog keeps leaving presents on your lawn, one whiff of this funny gnome will solve that problem.  For a surprise of a different kind, take look at the Perverted Garden Gnome.  He totes the same message as his drug lord friend but uses a different kind of weapon!

Nightlights are useful both inside and outside!  Click here and take a look at the moon whenever you want.  A mooning gnome means well, but just helps the only way he knows how: butt-first.  A full moon will have more than one meaning when it comes to your yard.  For a behind of a different kind, go for a Stripper Garden Gnome.  The children might have to cover their eyes for this one.  Who knew gnomes had so much personality?

If you want to take your yard and lawn to the next level, a garden gnome is the way to go!

Funny Bottle Openers!

It’s Friday night, and you’re throwing a party that will go down in history!  Everything is set.  Your closest friends are present, and the people you’re trying to impress have just walked in the door.  The music playlist has all of the newest hits, and the strobe lights have set the mood.  Last but not least, the drinks are cold and ready for consumption, but there’s one problem.  How are you going to open them?  Click here to find out!

They look good enough to wear!

Our Funny Bottle Openers will break the ice at your next event!  Take a look at the Switchblade Bottle.  You won’t find a cooler way to open up your bottle.  It’s stylish, rebellious, and convenient.  Plus it’s better than using your teeth or messing up the edges of your tables.  Just make sure you don’t pull this bad boy out in the wrong place.  For a more tame approach, give this one a try!  We have a high heel bottle opener and a high heel wine bottle holder.  A little bit of variety never hurt anyone.  Create an exciting night with these drinking gifts!

The aforementioned suggestions are great, but if you want a more convenient alternative, click here.  A bottle opener ring takes the least amount of effort.  Simply, slip it on to your finger and pop the top of any beer bottle.  There are various designs that should strike your fancy.  We have a skull design, clover theme, bling motif, and more.  Impress all of your bar mates, friends, and guests with this novelty drinking gift.  Get to your drink quicker than ever with a bottle opener ring!

Add a little bit of humor to the small details.  A bottle opener is always convenient!

Crack up with our Funny Shot Glasses!

When thrill seekers go out for a night on the town, they’re looking for one thing and one thing only: a good time.  Different people might find that in different forms, but that’s the general mission.  As for the party scene, alcohol seems to be the main catalyst of fun.  A good brew can kick off a good night, but there are ways to enhance the fun.  Click here and find an easy way to break the ice!

WARNING!!

Start the festivities off with an explosive gift!  The Toxic Waste Shot Glass Set looks like it came straight out of a plutonium factory.  It sports all of the usual warning signs and has a big enough capacity for a solid shot.  Your drinking buddies will definitely love these bad boys, but that’s just the tip of the iceberg.  The Gun Shot Glass Set is another daring set built for rebels.  Every shot taken from this mug will count.  Share a laugh or two with your friends by using these novelty shot glasses!

If you want to take a stroll on the lighter side, check out our Prescription Shot Glasses!  Take the recommended dosage and you’re sure to have a blast.  Doctors are finally prescribing a hard drink for your aches and pains.  Take advantage of it before it’s too late!  If you want to take it a step further, try our Nutrition Shot Glasses.  The ingredients, serving directions, and much more are emblazoned on the glasses.  Spice up the night with these awesome drinking gifts!

Before you and your friends head out for a night on the town, let the good times roll by using our Novelty Shot Glasses!

Political Gifts for President’s Day!

President’s Day is a couple days away!  It’s a monumental day for the United States as a whole.  The nation will celebrate the prominent men that have helped mold this country.  Also known as Washington’s Birthday, the day was originally meant to commemorate the first president but now it has taken on a broader spectrum to honor all of the great presidents.  Everyone celebrates in his or her own way, but it’s always nice to have options.  Click here and take a look at some of our funny political gifts!

Happy President’s Day!

Both Republicans and Democrats can enjoy a good laugh or two with our funny political gifts!  We have toilet paper for different political parties so competitors can give each other a taste of their own medicine.  There are also different mugs pertaining to global warming, civil liberties, and the Democratic Party.  Click here to check out our Bush T-Shirts.  George W. Bush Jr. was a memorable president, and these shirts will be just as unforgettable.  The “I Should Have Pulled Out” shirt is priceless.  Have a little bit of fun on President’s Day with these hilarious gifts!

Barack Obama is the headman for another four years!  Check out a couple of hilarious gifts that take jabs at the commander-in-chief!  The Barack Obama Toilet Paper Roll is self-explanatory.  If you’re anti-Obama, then this is the gift for you.  Charmin will have some competition.  Obama supporters can take a look at the Barack Obama Sports Mug.  Enjoy a nice beverage from this amazing mug.  It’s designed with a handful of presidential motifs that should look even more impressive under the backdrop of beer!

Don’t let President’s Day pass by without any excitement!  Pick up a political gift and add a little bit more meaning to your day!

Romantic Games to Spice up Valentine’s Day!

Valentine’s Day is within sight, once again!  What did you get for your partner?  A box of chocolates?  Roses?  A Card?  If you bought any of those items, throw them out (eat the chocolates yourself).  Right away!  Do something different for V-Day.  Go somewhere or do something out of the norm.  Better yet, put a twist on something you normally do.  If you and your partner get intimate often, take a look at this section!

Ressurrect your marriage!

For married folks and couples, a good sex life is important.  Let’s face it, sex is on a man’s mind most of the day.  He can’t get enough of it.  Women like to put a little bit more thought into their fun.  Click here and find ways to add to some creativity to the hokey pokey!  1,000 Sex Games is the perfect gift for young jovial couples still infatuated with each other, or seasoned couples in need of something different.  It has a host of suggestions pertaining to sexual positions, foreplay, and much more.  Valentine’s Day will be something to remember because of this board game!

The real excitement comes from the buildup.  Anticipation can be more enjoyable than the climax at times.  Some dirty talk is helpful.  A little bit of music is always good, but this year you should go all out.  Create a seductive setting that your partner will remember forever.  Leave a trail of rose petals, set up candles, and leave a message.  Once he or she is settled, crank it up a notch!  Click here and finish the job.  Bust out the massage oils and give her the best body rub in town!  How does that sound?  The mood will be set and this will be a V-Day for the history books!

Treat your partner to an unforgettable night with our amazing romantic gifts!

Gifts for Super Bowl Sunday!

Super Bowl XLVII is almost here!  It’s the Sunday of all Sundays, and you have to be prepared.  Hopefully, you have a television or access to one.  That’s the first step.  Internet streams are okay but unreliable so stick to television either at home or at a bar.  A TV and a couch or recliner, and you’re almost there.  The little things go a long way for an event like this!

Are you ready for some football?

The most important item for the night is the remote!  Make sure you know where it’s at at all times because one slip or misstep and the channel can change.  Don’t let the dog bite the remote on 4th and long with 20 seconds on the clock.  Click here  to find a sure solution.  A remote control caddy organizer is your saving grace.  Place the remote in the caddy once the game starts and don’t touch it till the game is over.  There should be no accidental channel changes.  If there is a channel change, someone’s getting tackled.  Another cool gadget for this occasion is the Remote Control Pillow.  Since it’s the size of a living room couch pillow, it will never stray far.  Plus, it’s cool and comfy!  If you get mad and throw your remote at the television, there won’t be too much damage!

Once the game gets rolling everything needs to be in place, and everyone needs to be in the zone!  If you’re having a hard time getting there, take a look here.  There’s an assortment of drinking glasses, flasks, and liquor dispensers.  Any of these items will get the ball rolling in no time.  For an event like this, a good recommendation would be a beer belt.  A beer will always be by your side so you and your comrades can stay charged up for the game!

It is Super Bowl Sunday so don’t forget about your lucky jerseys, team hats, and team trinkets that brought them luck throughout the season.  They’re important, but your viewing environment is too.  Everything you need has to be close by and in place!

Executive Gifts fit for…an Executive!

An executive needs to have top of the line gadgets in his or her office because they’re useful, and plus executives have a reputation to uphold.  Every little accessory, gizmo, and gadget plays a part in an executive’s success.  It sends a message to the rest of the office that you’re the man everyone needs to know.  You have the answers for everything, and you’re more than fit to be in charge.  Click here and build an image that lives up to the title: executive!

Check out these cool gadgets and find something to spice up your office!  If you’ve had office dreams since you were a child, then a Newton’s Cradle needs to be on your desk.  When the workday slows down, get the cradle going and just zone out.  Let all of your stress ooze out.  We also have many different types of holders, bookends, and stands to organize your desk in funky ways.  An office needs to be decorated in a welcoming fashion.  Interesting items will keep people in your office at all times, and sooner or later, you’ll have a second home on your hands!

In the name of Jack, Johnnie, and Jim!

Drinking is usually not allowed in the workplace, but top executives will need to get the monkey off their back during those 70-hour workweeks.  Covert drinkers should take a look this section!  You can hide the drinks in plain sight with a bible flask or a cell phone flask.  They’re creative, hilarious, and useful all at the same time.  For those with no shame in their game, we have a wine monkey and all types of novelty drinking glasses.  If drinking is too much of a jump for office downtime, an executive desktop game would be a good choice.  Choose your favorite sport, and have a blast when no one is looking!

The top man must play the part.  Stock up on our Executive Gifts!